Yesterday was a dumb day. I had all that confusion and drama with my seedlings. I had to do this massive recategorization of my seeds (I can’t even get into that, but basically I did a terrible job with storage and labeling because I didn’t realize I would become this person). There was too much … Continue reading Gardening Is Glamorous (Until the Bugs Pop)
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Holy Shit, I’m Really Doing This (updated)
I’ve somehow ended up with 200+ seed cells taking over my kitchen like a chlorophyll coup. I panic‑bought grow lights, trays, fans, a cheap printer, a Cricut, and enough paper and twine to start a craft cult — all because I decided to be “serious” about Cattywampus Farm. The seedlings are already sprouting, which feels both encouraging and vaguely threatening. Don’t tell anyone, but I’m actually doing this.
I Panic-Bought a Drip Irrigation System Before Vacation — Here’s What I Learned
I panic‑bought a drip irrigation system before vacation and learned a lot while trying to set it up on my porch. Here’s how I built a makeshift watering system for my container garden, what worked, what didn’t, and what I’d do differently next time.
Garden Chronicles: Rescuing My Leggy Squash & Zucchini Seedlings (A Very Dramatic Situation)
A late‑June rescue mission in the garden: the squash and zucchini were sprawling, stressed, and taking over the beds. Here’s how I wrangled them back into shape, what I learned, and how the plants are doing now.
The Soil Crisis of 2026: A Cautionary Tale in Improvision
A chaotic repotting day turned into the Soil Crisis of 2026 when I ran out of potting soil and had to improvise with leftover garden ingredients. Here’s how I mixed a makeshift soil blend, saved my strawberries and squash, and learned a few container‑gardening lessons along the way.
The Great Transplant Reckoning
This is the story of how a simple check‑in on one rooted strawberry daughter turned into a full‑scale transplant reckoning — a day of repotting, flower‑pinching, soil improvisation, and accepting that my strawberry dynasty needed a complete reset. If you’re into container gardening, strawberries, or chaotic garden problem‑solving, welcome to my corner of Texas.
The Back Nine: A Mid‑Life Plot Twist Involving Dirt, Delusion, and One Very Patient Man
I’m 45, which means I’ve wandered onto the back nine of life — not in a tragic way, just in a “huh, didn’t expect this to be the plot twist” way. I spent two decades doing the respectable adult thing: jobs, titles, pretending quarterly metrics mattered. Then the layoff hit. Then the rebound job hit … Continue reading The Back Nine: A Mid‑Life Plot Twist Involving Dirt, Delusion, and One Very Patient Man
Garden Chronicles: The Strawberry Dynasty Begins (Texas Edition)
A chaotic spring afternoon in Texas marked the beginning of my Strawberry Dynasty — a humorous attempt at growing strawberries, learning about mothers and daughters, identifying runners, and navigating the challenges of planting berries in the wrong season. Here’s how the first daughter was pinned, the first traitor was cut, and the monarchy officially began.
The Garage Expedition: Makeshift Cages and Outdoor Recess
A chaotic garage expedition led to makeshift cages for my leggy squash and zucchini seedlings as they harden off outdoors. Here’s how PVC scraps, flimsy tomato cages, and flexible metal frames turned into DIY plant protection during their daily outdoor recess.
Trying Again: My First Time Starting Seeds (ft. Zucchini, Squash, and Mild Panic)
My first attempt at starting squash and zucchini seeds turned into a chaotic adventure involving leggy seedlings, heat mats, grow lights, hardening off, and a mesh tent with no bottom. Here’s what I learned about seed starting, mistakes, and trying again after squash vine borers.
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